A letter sent to me on myspace from a total stranger, quite possibly copied and pasted to 9 million other girls, regardless, not offended... quite amused.
"Hey madame moiselle.....You have to understand where i'm coming from. So just walk with me for a minute and see what i see. I'm going through the personals, I see some pretty women, then i come to your page, I stop and look at you look at me, and can't understand why you have me stuck. Yes, your beautiful, but i see beautiful women all the time...so why do you have me stuck. Your hair is magnificent, Your eyes sexy, your lips magnetizing, Your overall features lures me in naturallybut rather than jump at you like a lion would a deer, i'm stuck. it took me five minutes to figure it out. i have the biggest "crush" on you". It's as if god made you especially for me. I now know i have to know you. Would you allow me the chance? i'm sure you were given chances in life, so isn't it about time you blessed me with one? by the way, my name is malcolm."
I'm in love. I love Malcolm, he's got a big dick.
